Thursday, July 30, 2009

I feel .... enlightened .





old songs suddenly turned a new face .

(have a nice guess where this came from)

allbroken; 11:06 PM

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

simply , wow song.

allbroken; 3:07 PM

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

wut .

allbroken; 12:40 AM

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Friday, July 17, 2009

As if gangs are so disciplined nowadays .

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Becoming an Ah Beng must have regulation lah!

Dear Ah Beng,

Beng ah Beng, I also want to be an Ah Beng. Everyday sit kopi tiam, put leg on chair, smoke and drink. Some more always hang out in shopping centre, got char bor. Most important, no need to study. Can tell me which gang to join? If you tell me, I sure get all my kakis to join.

Recruit

Ah Beng replies...

Dear Recruit,

Nin nao hiah! You think be Ah Beng so easy, ah? Must study one, you know! Got a lot of rules. You think you can anyhow go Queensway and get tattoo, ah? Wait you get the wrong tattoo, and some other gang see you, sure kena hoot upside down! And what, you think so easy grow long last fingernail? Got regulation one, leh! We use it to dig ear... if too long or sharp, can burst your eardrum!

And what, you think we just KLKK around the shopping centre cho boh lan and sian char bor? You think char bor attracted to Ah Bengs, ah? Acherly, they are our accomplices, and we are all there to shoplift or kuah chui (keep a lookout)! You think be Ah Beng is hobby, is it? It's a profession!

My gang is earning so much revenue, ! heard Singapore Technologies also wants to form a GLG (government-linked gang) to come into the market. So join a gang only if you're serious. In fact, join a gang only if your studies are damn tok kong.

We do'wan any old samseng nowsaday, leh! You just want to relac one corner in a kopi tiam, then be a kopi kiah. So once you wake up your idea, you can come down to No. 6969 Geylang Lorong 69 for an interview with us at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society. Bring your 'O' Level cert.

Ah Beng

allbroken; 12:40 AM

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

oh wow . cool .



i-i-i from outer space i from outer space ~

allbroken; 11:44 AM

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Fatigued .

Just one word can describe everything , as the body starts to shut down ...

allbroken; 9:25 AM

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Feeling unlucky today ?

Well, try harder next time ~ Need my 4 leaf clovers for encouragement ?



LOL.

Like as if i'll give that to u , u ass .

Anyway , encore conquest is pretty fun . But WTF DO U HAVE TO PUT IT AS A BLOODY EXTRA STAGE SONG ?!

=.=

...onihime is starting to annoy me.

allbroken; 12:56 AM

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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Its a case of bullying .

Bo tai bo ji shoot everything I say . Not only me , ppl like the malays and the indians and the females are affected by u guys too .

U guys disgust me . (except a few who i still respect)

She was right . U guys are not fun to be with anymore .

I may have obsessive-compulsive syndrome , bi-personality or depression , but that doesnt mean u have the rights to be sarcastic over everything i do and say .

I'm already not happy with my life , why do u have to make my life even more miserable ?

allbroken; 10:51 AM

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

I dun want e world to see me
Cuz i dun think they'll understand
Where everything's meant to be broken
I just want u to know who I am .

I just want u to know who I am ...

allbroken; 12:59 AM

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